Anna Nicole Smith wears clown paint

This video clip aired yesterday night on Greta Van Susteren's show on FOX News and shows an eight-month pregnant Anna Nicole Smith with clown paint on her face, barely functional, and talking to a doll in a baby carriage as if it were real. At one point Howard K. Stern even comments: "This footage is worth money."

Britney Spears has wild lesbian orgies

I think this is old news, but In Touch Weekly claims Britney Spears is into girls and has been living "a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended." A friend of Kevin Federline says:

"Britney was into threesomes and girls." He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple's house to party. An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends. "Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six," the insider says. "I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married." A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britney's secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months. "She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally," says the pal. "He wants to show that she's not such an angel after all."

Britney Spears keeps her tags on

Britney Spears flew from Vegas to New York last week to attend New York Fashion Week, and apparently had plans to return her dress to Wal-Mart because she was photographed with the tag still attached. Which is especially embarrassing considering it was at Fashion Week. She might as well have written 'Gucci' in permanent marker on a paper bag and then showed everybody her new 'purse.'

Lindsay Lohan Keeps Body Parts In The Freezer

Lindsay Lohan reportedly keeps her appendix in her freezer because she was so worried it would end up being sold on eBay she asked the hospital staff if she could take it home. Additionally, her friend Kimberly Stewart is trying to get her to auction it off for charity herself.

It was just a matter of time, but 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan is reportedly dating 33-year-old Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. Friends of Lindsay say Francis was with her when she got her appendix removed two weeks ago and that the two are serious enough that they planned to go on a mini-vacation over the weekend at Francis' Mexican estate but cancelled because "neither of them could resist the lure of the Golden Globe parties."