Britney looks better .divorced

Britney Spears attended a Lakers game last night and I don't know what got into her, but she looks rather decent. Besides the hat attached to the wig, she looks like she took a shower! I'm impressed. Way to go brit!

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TMZ is reporting that George Hamilton is the leading candidate to replace Bob Barker on "The Price is Right." Bob is leaving, because he's old and wants to play golf or whatever old people do.

CBS head, Les Moonves, apparently told producers that George is "wonderfully charming" and "could really make the show work."

Why George? First, he's creepy and forever tanned. Second, he's retirement age himself! Geez

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K-fed Gets $$

Britney Spears and K-Fed setttled up their financial and custody dispute yesterday. According to sources, K-fed walks away with 50/50 custody and $1 million dollars. Nice come-up for him. It looks like Britney said f*ck it, take 50/50 custody of the kids, I don't want to give you anymore of my money. Lets see, she is now crazy, with a bald head, two kids from a loser, and still giving away money to the back-up dancer. OWNED!

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Star Jones recently celebrated her birthday in Miami with her husband Al Reynolds.
She has the flabbiest, flattest boobs I have ever seen. The little bit of side boob you see looks like a smashed pancake sitting on her chest. She needs to leave the haltertops alone.



All that flapping skin = not sexy.

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Reese and Jake met last year on the set of the movie, 'Rendition'. The couple have been spotted together in New York recently sparking rumors of the two being involved romantically.

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I think they make a cute couple

Jenna Jameson is sexy?

Jenna defends why she looks the way she does on her blog and says:


"I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now. This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce? It has been weighing heavily on me."

ugh, I guess if you dont have a eating disorder and don't do drugs, you cant be famous. I guess the drag queen/posh spice/decaying look is in again.

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Victoria Beckham says she has never read a book in her life, so this should be interesting. Book titles include: "Your Husband might be gay", or my favorite, "I am taller, but he is prettier"

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Bruce Willis turned 52 last week and was spotted making out with Courtney Love at Roxy on Sunset Blvd. A witness says:

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Wow, last year on his birthday it was Lindsay Lohan, I know he's getting desperate, but Courtney Love? Don't worry Bruce, what that special soap doesn't get rid of, the Valtrex will reduce the swelling!

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reshoot reality

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted reshooting a scene for The Simple Life because everybody knows reality requires careful scripting and multiple takes.

"Moments before the scene, the "Simple Life" crew briefed the band of photogs waiting outside Hilton's home, telling them exactly what the two starlets would be doing in the next take. When Hilton and Richie emerged from Paris' pad, the smiling BFFs staged an "impromptu" photoshoot for cameras, before jumping into a waiting SUV which whisked the pair away. Minutes later, it brought them back. The girls then re-shot the exact same scene, to perfection if we might add, before retreating into Paris' place."

Now seeing this ruined everything for me, here I thought REALITY was real and un-scripted:(

Kevin Federline starts his own search engine

For some reason Kevin Federline has launched his own search engine called Search With Kevin. Apparently he felt Google just wasn't doing it well enough and thought he'd throw his hat into the ring. The page offers prizes everytime you search like going to Kevin's birthday party. I dont know about you guys, but I for one am so excited and cant wait to try this out.

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Janice Dickinson was spotted at the Christian Audigier Fashion Show acting like her usual self, which means flashing her underwear and desperately flailing around for attention. It's just so refreshing to see an ex-supermodel age with dignity.

I also wanted to add, aside from the tranny shoes and her attempt at what looks like gang signs in the first pic, Janice does not look that horrible for a 52 year old ex supermodel.

Jesse Metcalfe checks into rehab

A rep for Jesse Metcalfe confirmed that he checked into a rehab center for alcohol abuse this week. His rep released a statement saying:

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If I was washed up in my mid 20's I'd start drinking too.

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Queen Latifah gave the paparazzi the finger while vacationing in Maui. Now that is cover girl material right there. although I have to add that she does look way better than star jones did when she was phtographed at the beach as well. I still get nightmares from time to time.

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The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing "bankruptcy" after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years and is "scared to death" of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend says:

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The Daily Star claims she was caught making out with another patient in the bushes. A source says:

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Keanu Reeves hit a paparazzo with his car yesterday while pulling out of a parking space. According to the LA County Sheriff's Department:

"Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb, and grazed a paparazzo" with his 1996 Porsche, around 8:45 PM Monday night in Rancho Palos Verdes. The Sheriff's Dept. claims that the man then, "fell to the ground," and "paramedics were summoned." The photog was transported by ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for unknown injuries. Reeves was not injured during the accident.

I think we all know what the biggest mystery here is why anybody is following Keanu Reeves around trying to take his picture.:?

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A rep for E! has confirmed that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to be counseling overweight campers on the new season of The Simple Life.

"They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains," says an E! spokesperson. "The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It's not a fat camp."

Because, really, who better to guide the fate of fat children than Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Then again I guess I can see it. They're OBVIOUSLY super healthy themselves, what with the DUIs, drug use, STDs, and eating disorders. As if fat kids don't have enough problems.

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Here is the video (Too funny XD)

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Madonna took a lesson from Britney Spears' Guide to Parenting and was caught riding in her Escalade with her 17-month-old son David on her lap. A source says:

"There was no car seat," a source tells Us. "She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap." Reps for the legendary singer/children's book author tell Us that "proper security measures are always taken for Madonna's children."

Salma Hayek is engaged and pregnant

Salma Hayek's rep confirmed today that she's engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault and that she's also pregnant. The news came after these photos of Hayek showed up and people started speculating.

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OJ Simpson might be Dannielynn's father

OJ Simpson is "throwing his hat into the ring" and claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. A videographer who amassed a ton of footage of OJ Simpson says:

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Britney Spears tries to hang herself

Britney Spears allegedy tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says:

"She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant."

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Bobby Brown bailed out by radio station

Bobby Brown was arrested in Massachusetts last Sunday for not paying child support, and a radio station offered to pay his $19,150.00 bail in exchange for a week's worth of work. Hot 99.5 says:


"We will have security, transportation, accommodations and everything to make Bobby feel like the star that he is. He accepted! "We are really doing it for his children, we sympathize with Bobby and hope that this will give him a head start and will put him back on track", said Kane."

Nicole Richie and Joel might be engaged

Nicole richie and Joel Madden sparked engagement rumors when they visited a Los Angeles jewelry store last week and looked at engagement rings. Then on Wednesday Nicole Richie was spotted getting coffee with a turned-around diamond ring on her wedding finger. They've only been dating for a few months but the two are also reportedly house hunting together.